Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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