quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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