what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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