It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
In America we eat man semen.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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