just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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