Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
how does that bad decision feel?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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