so let's talk penis.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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