why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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