ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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