Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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