Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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