You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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