Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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