Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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