there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
