i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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