I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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