I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Randomize
