What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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