If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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