She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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