In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
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