11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
