It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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