Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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