you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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