Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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