I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
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