Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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