idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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