# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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