i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
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