I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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