Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Randomize
