You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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