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say what?
wanna hang out?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
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