guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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