He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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