It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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