That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
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