Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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