Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
He did a backflip because drugs
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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