Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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