GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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