i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Randomize
