I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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