Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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