I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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