I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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