It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
