honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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