SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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