He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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