Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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