i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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