What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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