i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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