As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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